Wednesday, April 15, 2009

TV Excellence.

So, in case you missed it, tonight was the premier of The Cougar on TV Land. Yes. An older woman in a sea of twenty-something boys...I mean, "men." Take a look below to read some of the most memorable quotes from tonight's episode. And yes, I'm a little ashamed I watched this.

"Ladies, feast your eyes on Stacey, the cougar!"
"This is actually my first cougar experience."
"You look way too old to be a cougar. Whoa, whoa, whoa, way to young to be a cougar."
"I'm a pool boy, but at the end of this I want to be your pool man."
"Hi, I'm Brad aka 'The Bear.' See? Cougars and bears getting along great?"
"Excuse me. Are you the cougar I'm looking for?"
"I wore as much color as possible so I can stand out in this jungle."
"Even though she is a cougar, she has a kitten side to her."
"I'm after some intimate knowledge of the cougar."
"I feel like eve in a garden of forbidden fruit."
"I am the first guy to see the cougar den."

And my personal favorite...
"You're under arrest. You stole my heart and you have the right to remain delicious."

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